What Supernatural Has Taught Us....

• M&M's count as provisions.
• Salt is a demon repellent.
• Rock salt hurts like hell.
• Planes crash and apparently clowns kill.
• Scarecrow's are fugly
• Hunting demons comes with perks.
• Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Metallica are the greatest hits of the metallicar
• "Demons I get. People are crazy."
• Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.
• Zeppelin rules!
• When a plane is about to crash and you are on it, scream like hell.
• Unicorns are real, they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their ass
• Bow hunting is an important skill
• You should be afraid of the dark
• When your kid is scared of the thing in his closet, give him a .45
• Stay inside the magic circle.
• Steam showers are awesome.
• That apple pie is not freakin' worth it.
• No chick flick moments
• What's dead should stay dead
• The light at the end of the tunnel is hellfire
• Chicks dig artists
• Nobody messes with the Metallicar
• Cheapen the moment
• Crossroad demons are smart asses
• Never trust a demon
• Sometimes, the virgin has to die
• Dude! Dude! Dude!
• Planes are Scary

New Additions:

• Angels are hot, or at least angels named Castiel.
• Clowns won't hurt you, but they'll kill your parents.
• Those dogs you hear barking at night but never see, might be hell hounds.
• You can make a pact with a demon at a crossroads.
• Tricksters will make you slow dance with aliens if you're a jerk.
• Dude, it's behind you!
• It's Sam, not Sammy! (Unless your name is Dean)
• Bitch! Jerk!
• There might be an instance when you're required to go "gay" to help a dead co-worker cross over.

And thank you Trai

• Never trust little girls; they could actually be Lilith.
• Wendigo is, in fact, a word.