Thursday, March 5, 2009

What Supernatural Has Taught Us....

  • M&M's count as provisions.
  • Salt is a demon repellent.
  • Rock salt hurts like hell.
  • Planes crash and apparently clowns kill.
  • Scarecrow's are fugly
  • Hunting demons comes with perks.
  • Black Sabbath, Motorhead, and Metallica are the greatest hits of the metallicar
  • "Demons I get. People are crazy."
  • Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake-hole.
  • Zeppelin rules!
  • When a plane is about to crash and you are on it, scream like hell.
  • Unicorns are real, they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out their ass
  • Bow hunting is an important skill
  • You should be afraid of the dark
  • When your kid is scared of the thing in his closet, give him a .45
  • Stay inside the magic circle.
  • Steam showers are awesome.
  • That apple pie is not freakin' worth it.
  • No chick flick moments
  • What's dead should stay dead
  • The light at the end of the tunnel is hellfire
  • Chicks dig artists
  • Nobody messes with the Metallicar
  • Cheapen the moment
  • Crossroad demons are smart asses
  • Never trust a demon
  • Sometimes, the virgin has to die
  • Dude! Dude! Dude!
  • Planes are Scary
New Additions:
  • Angels are hot, or at least angels named Castiel.
  • Clowns won't hurt you, but they'll kill your parents.
  • Those dogs you hear barking at night but never see, might be hell hounds.
  • You can make a pact with a demon at a crossroads.
  • Tricksters will make you slow dance with aliens if you're a jerk.
  • Dude, it's behind you!
  • It's Sam, not Sammy! (Unless your name is Dean)
  • Bitch! Jerk!
  • There might be an instance when you're required to go "gay" to help a dead co-worker cross over.
And thank you Trai
  • Never trust little girls; they could actually be Lilith.
  • Wendigo is, in fact, a word.


  1. - Never trust little girls; they could actually be Lilith.

    - Wendigo is, in fact, a word.

  2. ohhh, I forgot:

    Bon Jovi rock! *lol*

  3. It's Sam, not Sammy! (Unless your name is Dean OR Ruby)


  4. When singing Eye of the Tiger, always play air guitar on your leg.

  5. i would also say that apparently demon blood is heroin

  6. No matter how many times you mess up your brother will always have your back.

  7. Dean Winchester is a handsome devil!

  8. If you find a Hoodoo priest, he can lay some Mojo on you.......

  9. If you're near death and you can move or break things, the correct expression is......"Dude, I full on Swayzeed the mother"!

  10. Some angels are real dicks

  11. You can't possibly going ghost hunting without health insurence